2 things I hate about this week

1.  How freakin' huge my stomach gets from AF bloat (it DOES NOT help that I am a stupid 'apple' shape)

2.  How kids in my class come up to me and touch my bloated belly and ask if there is a baby in there  "Yes, honey... a food baby" 

Geez, I can not freakin' WAIT until I am pregnant and 'let it all hang out' and be proud of a belly and answer, "Yes, honey... a real, live baby"...